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Guide to Religions.

by ghost21 | Posted on

A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism : Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.Judaism : Why does this shit always happen to us?Hinduism : This shit happened before.Catholicism : Shit happens cuz you are bad.Hare Krishna : Shit happens rama rama.T.V. evangelism : Send more shit.Atheism : NO shit!Jehovah’s witness : Knock Knock Shit happens.Hedonism : There’s nothing like a good shit happening.Christian Science : Shit happens in your mind.Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.Existentialism : What is shit anyway?Stoicism : This shit doesn’t bother me.Rastafarianinsm : Let’s smoke this shit.

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