Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.Child: Mother, where do babies come from?Mom: Well dear…a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room…they kiss and hug and have sex.(The daughter looks puzzled.)Mom continues: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and daddy’s room, you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?Mom: Jewelry, dear.
