Here's Little Johnny!

A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, „Who can tell me what this is?“ A little girl raised her hand. „Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?“ „It’s a cow, teacher.“ „Very good, Janie,“ said the teacher. Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was unable to stump the class.Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult. She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just stared, but nobody offered an answer. „I’ll give you a hint,“ said the teacher. „What does your mommy call your daddy when she’s trying to be ‚lovey-dovey‘?“ Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, – „ooh, ooh!, I know, Teacher. It’s a big horny bastard!“