Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both tend to have „hip“ problems.Neither understand football.Both are good at pretending that they’re listening to every word you say.Neither believe that silence is golden.Both constantly want back rubs.Neither can balance a checkbook.You can never tell what either of them is thinking.Both put too much value on kissing.***** HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS *****It is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman.Women look good in sweaters.
