|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. „I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,“ she said. „What’s your secret for a long happy life?“ „I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,“ he said. „I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.“ „That’s amazing,“ the woman said. „How old are you?‘ „Twenty-six,“ he said.
