How to Annoy People at Work

How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inchpaper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises. 3)Duringmeetings, disassemble your pen and „accidentaly“ flip the cartridgeacross the room. 4)Staple papers in the middle of the page. 5)ALWAYSTYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON 6)type only in lower case.7)dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither 8)While making presentations,occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 9)In the memo field ofall your checks, write „for sensual massage.“ 10)Ask your co-workersmysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.Mutter something about „psychological profiles.“