|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig – What a hen laysAints – He’s got aints in his paintsPaints – What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn – Ma’s tard of arninBag – He bagged her to marry himBobbed – A bobbed wire fenceBresh – He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.Bub – the light bub burned outCheer – What you set inCrick – A small streamClum – He sure clum that tree fastern any ‚coonChiny – country over in AsiaChuch duds – Sunday go-to-meetin clothesCore – He got hisself a new Ford coreCyow – Animal on FarmDeppity – He helps out the shurfDribbed – He dribbed milk on his shirtDainz – Satidy night socialEllum – A graceful treeFanger – What you put your rang onFaince – Whats round the hawg lotFar – What get the brandin arn hotFurred – He got furred from his jobFlar – A rose is a purdy flarFrash – Them aigs ain’t frashFuriners – All non-‚bamansFurther – Hits ten miles further to townGrain – She was grain with envyHail – Where bad folks goHep – Poor George, he can’t hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.Hern – It aint hern, it’s his’nHilbilly – People in the next countyHollar – Whats between the hillsHard – Got a brend new hardhand Tar – His core blew a tarLaymun – A sour fruitLaig – Most folks have two of themLather – What you climb upLiberry – Where you go to check out books for larnin Mailk – what you get from cyowsMere – What you see your self inMinners – Live baitMisrus – Married WomanNar – Opposite of wideNayk – Your head sets on itNup – NoOrrel – Them hinges need orrelOrmy – What the sojers go inPank – A light red colorParch – Sit out on the parch and watch the grass growPetition – What separate the roomsPoke – A paper bag or sackPokey – What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in PokeSalit – A green vegetablePuppet – What the preacher is inPurdy – She is purdy as a pitcherPurt near – Almost; he purt near caught that greased pigRang – You wear it on your fangerRut – That there tree sure has long rutsRah cheer – I was born rah cheer in townRainch – A big cow farmRat – Do it rat now!Rench – Rench the soap yourselfRoont – She plum roont her shoesSalary – A stringy vegetableSoardeens – Small canned fishShar – A light rainGully Worsher – A medium heavy rainToad strangler – A heavy rain SodyPop – A soft drinkSprang – Water out’n the groundShurf – The Shurf put Clem in jailStorch – This here aprn has to much storch in itSkeered – that plumb skeered me to deathThanks – He shore thanks he’s smartTho – Tho me the ballThoat – I shore got a sore thoatWar – A bobbed war fanceWorsh – Go worsh your faceWarter – What you worsh your face inYurp – A continent overseas
