There
was a guy walking down the street in
San Francisco, and he tripped over
an old looking oil lamp.
He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was
priceless.
While he was running to the antique shop to cash
this puppy in, it
rubbed against his shirt.
POOF! A genie
popped out of his pocket!
The very angry looking Genie said, „All
right, I have had enough with
this three wish stuff, and ‚cuz you
stole me away from my HBO Special,
I will only give you one wish!“
The surprised man said, „OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge
condo
on the beach with three million dollars in the master
bedroom, but I am
afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a
bridge from here to
Hawaii.“
The genie replied with a smirk,
„Are you crazy? Do you know how long
that will take, with the pillars
going down to the bottom of the ocean,
all the cement it wou
ld take for the highway? No I’m sorry, it just
can’t happen.“
The man said, „Fine then, I want to understand women.“
The genie said, “ Would you like two lanes or four?
