I am looking for a job as a consultant…

Job Applicant: „I’m looking for a job as a consultant.“Employer: „I’m sorry, we already have enough cosultants.“Applicant: „That’s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.“Employer: „More than we can use already.“Applicant: As he is getting desperate, „I’m not proud, I can dopaperwork, I’ll be a clerk, If you have too many, I’ll start as a janitor.“Employer: „It just doesn’t seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications.“Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, „work for you I’d have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!“Employer: „Well, you didn’t say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening.“