|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, „You look terrible. What’s the problem?“ „My mother died in August,“ he said, „and left me $25,000.“ „Gee, that’s tough,“ he replied. „Then in September,“ the friend continued, „My father died, leaving me $90,000.“ „Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.“ „And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.“ „Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.“ „Then this month,“ continued, the friend, „absolutely nothing!“
