A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. „Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?“, he asked.“Oh no, Father. Just a little gas.“ Sister Susan explained, matter-of-factly.A month or so later the Father noticed that she had gained even more weight. „Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?“, he asked again.“Oh no, Father. Just a little gas.“ She replied again.A few months later the Father noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carraige in the convent.He leaned over and looked in the carraige and said -„What a cute little fart!“
