|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, „Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.““What is it, child?“The girl said, „Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.“The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, „My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin – it’s only a mistake.“
