The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? – Forget it.The Ebert movie club? – Roger.The Groucho Marx club? – You bet your life.The Peter Pan club? – Never. Never.The Japanese theater club? – Noh.The quarterback club? – I’ll pass.The Rhett Butler club? – I don’t give a damn.The compulsive rhymers club? – Okey-dokey.The Spanish optometrists club? – Si.The anti-perspirant club? – Sure.The pregnancy club? – Conceivably.The Procrastinator’s Club? – Maybe next weekThe Self Esteem Builders? – They wouldn’t accept me anywayThe Agoraphobics Society? – Only if they meet at my houseThe Co-Dependence Club? – Can I bring a friend?The Prayer Group? – God willing!
