Kategorie: jokes

Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

‚You never get anything right,‘ complained the teacher. ‚What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?‘ ‚Well, I…

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail…

What is a vampire’s favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote:“I would very…

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the…

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood…