Kategorie: jokes

Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!

What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that? I keep getting calls in the night.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

At three o’clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and…

Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face…