Kategorie: jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that? I keep getting calls in the night.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

At three o’clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and…

Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face…

„Please, ma’am! How do you spell ichael?“ The teacher was rather bewildered. „Don’t you mean Michael?“ she asked. „No, ma’am. I’ve written the ‚M‘…

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city…

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?