Kategorie: jokes

What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. „Oh, dear,“ he said, „whatever shall I…

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to…

After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite…

Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!