Kategorie: jokes

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? „Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.“

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb…

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, „I’m…

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the…