Kategorie: jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? „Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.“

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb…

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, „I’m…

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the…

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

Teacher: What’s 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That’s good. Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!