Kategorie: jokes

Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said ‚Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze…

A old snake goes to see his Doctor. „Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days“. The Doc fixes him up…

Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

„What flavors of ice cream do you have?“ inquired the customer. „Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,“ answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying…

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!