Kategorie: jokes

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks…

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b’s already.

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now….

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.

What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig

Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? A: Root position cords.

A city child came running into the farmhouse. „No wonder that mama pig is so big,“ she yelled. „There’s a bunch of little pigs…

Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one.

Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, „Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?“…

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It’s all in the grip.