A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks the people: „Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?“All the Poles reply: „Meat? What is meat?“Seeing he cannot get an answer in Poland he goes to the USSR and asks the Soviets: „Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?“All the Soviets reply: „Think? What is think?“Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USSR he goes to the USA and asks the Americans: „Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?“All the Americans reply: „Lack? What is lack?“Seeing he cannot get an answer in the USA he decides to go to Israel, and asks the Israelis: „Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?“To which all the Israelis reply: „Excuse me? What is excuse me?“
