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Little Johnny on the Farm!

Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.“Not yet,“ replied little Johnny.His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores.Well, now he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.“How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?“ he asks.“Well,“ his mother says, „I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either.I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.“Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen.Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says…“Are you going to tell him, or should I?

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