How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called „making love.“ LUST – When intercourse is called „screwing.“ MARRIAGE – What the hell are you talking about?LOVE – When you argue over how many children to have. LUST – When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE – When you argue over money.LOVE – When you share everything you own. LUST – When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE – When the bank owns everything.LOVE – When it doesn’t matter if you don’t climax. LUST – When the relationship is over if you don’t climax. MARRIAGE – What’s a climax?LOVE – When you write poems about your partner. LUST – When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE – When all you write is checks.LOVE – When you show concern for your partner’s feelings. LUST – When you couldn’t give a shit. MARRIAGE – When your only concern is what’s on TV.LOVE – When your heart flutters everytime you see them. LUST – When your groin twitches everytime you see them. MARRIAGE – When your wallet empties everytime you see them.LOVE – When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST – When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE – When you listen to talk radio.LOVE – When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner. LUST – When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner. MARRIAGE – When you’re only interested in your golf score.
