Lover's Lane

At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, „On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as “ did the defendant have sexual relations with you?“ „Yes,“ whispered the girl, her head bowed. „And did the defendant on that occasion, to the best of your knowledge, have a climax?“ the lawyer continued. „Oh no,“ she replied, „I’m pretty sure… he had one of them fancy Mitsubishis.“