Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.“Stop! You can’t do this!“ exclaimed the brother.“And why not?“ asked Stan. „Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?“Stan said nothing.The brother grew impatient, „C’mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle.“Stan couldn’t take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, „You’re SURE you want a nephew?““Yes,“ the brother replied. „It would be an honor!““Well congratulations, you’re holding him!“
