Man's best friend.

Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn’t touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.Bartender: „Hey pal, is something wrong?“The Guy: „Yeah, I’m really depressed“Bartender: „Why, what’s the matter?“The Guy: „I caught my wife in bed with my best friend“Bartender: „Wow, that’s horrible. What did you do?“The Guy: „I kicked her out of the house, sent her packing, it’s over“ Bartender: „That’s pretty drastic, what did you do to your best friend?“The Guy: „I sat him down, tied him up, looked him straight in the eye and said, Bad Dog! Bad Dog!“