Marriage quotes 04

|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it.My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!My wife says if I go fishing one more time she’s going to leave me. Gosh, I’m going to miss her.My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. — PJ O’RourkeNo man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de BalzacNothing says loving like marrying your cousin! — Al BundyI had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.