Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.Nosy Type Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow’s thingy.Indifferent Type All urinals being occupied, uses sink.Clever Type Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at the same time, pees on foot.Vain Type Undoes 5 buttons when 2 will do.Absent-Minded Type Opens jacket, takes out tie, pees in pants.Worried Type Is not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of tool while peeing.Disgruntled Type Stands for a while, grunts, farts, tries to pee, fails, farts again and walks out muttering.Conceited Type Holds 2-inch tool like a baseball bat while peeing.Sneaky Type Drops silent farts while peeing and looks at the guy next to him.Sloppy Type Pees on shoe, walks out with flies undone, adjusts himself ten minutes later.Learned Type Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.Childish Type Watches bubbles at bottom of the urinal while peeing.Efficient Type Waits until has to poop and does both at the same time.Strong Type Bangs tool on side of urinal to remove drops.Drunken Type Pulls out tool, sees two, puts one away, and pees in trousers.Embarrassed Type Covers tool with both hands and pees through fingers.Cock-Eyed Type Stands in one cubical and pees in next one.
