A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, „Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.“The twenty answered, „I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?“The one dollar bill said, „You know, same old stuff, church, church, church.“
