My daughter's a good girl!

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen.It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, „Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!“The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.The mother became enraged and screamed, „Quit looking out the window! Aren’t you paying attention to me?““Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma’am. It’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came.I was hoping they’d show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!“