New College Courses for Men…

New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1… Combating Stupidity2… You, Too, Can Do Housework3… PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut4… How to Fill an Ice Tray5… We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money6… Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am7… Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled „Don’t Wash my Silks“)8… Parenting: No, It Doesn’t End With Conception9… Get a Life: Learn to Cook10… How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You’re Obviously Wrong11… Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right12… Understanding Your Financial Incompetence13… You: The Weaker Sex14… Reasons to Give Flowers15. How to Stay Awake After Sex16… Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom17… Garbage: Getting it to the Curb18… You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try19… The Morning Dilemma if IT’s awake: Take a Shower20… I’ll Wear it if I Damn Well Please21… How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled „No, It’s Not a Bidet“)22… „The Weekend“ and „Sports“ are Not Synonyms23… Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit24… How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost25… The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency26… Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex27… Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes28… Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too29… Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home30… You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver31… Seeing the True You (formerly titled „No, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked“)32… Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works33… The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary34… Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary35… Techniques of Calling Home36… Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.