A new two year degree is being offered at Life University…Becoming a Real Man!That’s right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.Please take a moment to look over the program outline:FIRST YEARAutumn ScheduleMEN 101…Combating StupidityMEN 102…You too can do houseworkMEN 103…PMS – Learn when to keep your mouth shutMEN 104…We do not want sleazy underthings for ChristmasWinter ScheduleMEN 110…Wonderful Laundry TechniquesMEN 111…Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.MEN 112…Parenting: It doesn’t end with conceptionMEN 113…Get a life, learn to cookSpring ScheduleMEN 120…How NOT to act like an asshole when you’re wrongMEN 121…Understanding your incompetenceMEN 122…You, the weaker sexMEN 123…Reasons to give flowersSECOND YEARAutumn ScheduleSEX 101…You CAN fall asleep without itSEX 102…Morning Dilemma: If it’s awake, take a showerMEN 201…How to stay awake after sexMEN 202…How to put the toilet seat downWinter ScheduleMEN 210…The remote control: Overcoming your dependenciesMEN 211…How NOT to act younger that your childrenMEN 212…You too can be a designated driverMEN 213…Honest – You don’t look like Russel Wong – Especially nakedSpring ScheduleMEN 220…Omitting @#%! from your vocabularyMEN 221…Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessaryMEN 222…Real men ask for directionsMEN 223…Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay
