NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American Speak — KimosabicsItalo-American Speak — Spumonics (or Rigatonics)Chinese-American Speak — Won-tonicsJapanese-American Speak — Mama-san-icsPolish-American Speak — KielbasanicsJewish-American Speak — ZionicsRussian-American Speak — RasputonicsSpanish-American Speak — Flan-icsScottish-American Speak — Tartan-icsEskimo-American Speak — HarpoonicsGerman-American Speak — Autobaunics (or Teutonics)Candain-American Speak — EH?onicsFlorida Democratic Voters Speak — Moronics