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Nice, but rough

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak.“Oh, thank you!“ said the elephant.“My, pleasure ma’am.“ said the sparrow.“Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there’s anything I can ever do for you, don’thesitate to ask.“The sparrow said, „Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to fuckan elephant.““Be my guest!“, said the elephant.So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started fucking. In the treesabove, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started to masturbate, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant on the head.“OUCH!“, said the elephant.Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, „Am I hurting you, dear?“

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