Alimony:1) A contraction of the term „all-his-money“.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you get, for the screwing you got.4) Paying for something you don’t get.5) That’s the same as buying corn for somebody else’s cow.6) The high cost of leaving.7) The last laugh.8) The wife cries and the judge wipes her tears with the husband’s checkbook.9) Buying oats for a runaway horse.10) A woman’s cash surrender value.11) The billing minus the cooing.Divorce: When your wife stops screwing you, and her lawyer starts.Experience: What a man gets in exchange for alimony.Marriage: Why make one man so miserable, when you can make so many, so happy.What is the definition of a faithful husband? One who’s alimony checks arrive on time.He is so rich, he is ahead in his alimony payments.
