On God's Making a Woman

And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls in three of his top advisors: His chief Carpenter, His Chief Tailor, and His Chief Architect.He presents his creation to his Chiefs and asks them for suggestions and comments.The Carpenter says: „Too many forms, you need to straighten things out, flatten it out.“ God replies, „No I like it that way, but thanks“Then the Tailor says: „Too many strings (hair) sticking out, you need to trim them.“ God replies, „No I like it that way, but thanks“Then the Architect says: „Wonderful creation, absolutely superb, but next time, please do not place the toilets next to the reception room“