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One day an older fella was in for a checkup…

One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed.“Holy cow! Mr. Edwards, I must say that you are in thegreatest shape of any 64 year old I have ever examined!““Did I say I was 64?““Well, no, did I read your chart wrong?““Damn straight you did! I’m 85!““85!! Unbelievable! You would be in great shape if you were25! How old was your father when he died?““Did I say he was dead?““You mean…““Damn straight! He’s 106 and going strong!““My Lord! What a healthy family you must come from!How long did your grandfather live?““Did I say he was dead?““No! You can’t mean…““Damn straight! He’s 126, and getting married next week!““126! Truly amazing, Mr. Edwards. But gee, I wouldn’t thinka man would want to get married at that age!““Did I say he ‚wanted‘ to get married?…“

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