Big Jokes

|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil…

|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is…

|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales!What fish…

|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What…

|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A…

|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to…

|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?The…

|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could…