Januar 6, 2021 Woman's instructions |THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are…
Januar 6, 2021 Hick computer terms |Log On: Makin‘ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin‘ an eye on the wood stove.Download: Gettin‘ the firewood off the…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman's dictionary |Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally…
Januar 6, 2021 Medical terminology |Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do when treatment failsBowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section — District…
Januar 6, 2021 Emotional extremes |The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. „Just to establish some parameters,“ said the professor to the student from Arkansas,…
Januar 6, 2021 Ugly person illness |A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor’s office and said, „Doctor, I’m so depressed…
Januar 6, 2021 Irish girl confesses sins |The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, „Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.““What is it, child?“The girl said, „Father, I have…
Januar 6, 2021 History of the Bagpipes |Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven’t seen the joke yet.
Januar 6, 2021 Trapped within a bog |Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. „Help!“ Paddy shouted, „Oi’m sinkin‘!“ Don’t worry,“ assured…
Januar 6, 2021 Where are you living? |A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, „What’s your name and address?“ „I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.“…