Januar 6, 2021 There was life before the computer |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA…
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm ignoring Y2K |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur…
Januar 6, 2021 The programmer's cheer |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Januar 6, 2021 Help stories from Tech Support |Compaq is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“ key is. AST technical support…
Januar 6, 2021 The Windows Rejection Song |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some…
Januar 6, 2021 You have an Internet addiction when . . . |You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to…
Januar 6, 2021 Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs |1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream „Oh my God! They’ve found me!“ and bolt.2….
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten signs you bought a bad computer |10. Lower corner of screen has the words „Etch-a-sketch“ on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman is that „Hey Vern!“ guy.8. In order to start it,…
Januar 6, 2021 If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.If…