Januar 6, 2021 Quips & quotes |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Januar 6, 2021 Spelling checker |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye…
Januar 6, 2021 English language |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let’s face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in…
Januar 6, 2021 Amazing Anagrams |Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in…
Januar 6, 2021 Wise cooking advice |This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have…
Januar 6, 2021 Placing your order |A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. „No bills…
Januar 6, 2021 Food quotes and quips |Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .“Artichokes … are just plain annoying … After all the trouble you go to, you get about…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing a turkey |A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock…
Januar 6, 2021 Bottle of Evian water? |Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell „Evian“ backwards!