Januar 6, 2021 I have a Microsoft waiter |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my…
Januar 6, 2021 Are caterpillars good to eat? |Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother: Why did you say that,…
Januar 6, 2021 Food fight in a store |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store….
Januar 6, 2021 An error publishing an article |From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of…
Januar 6, 2021 Studying the twinkies |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Sorry for eating the peanuts |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in…
Januar 6, 2021 What is this? |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. „Good heavens,“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride5. 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O116. 177.45…
Januar 6, 2021 Ice cream flavor galore |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili,…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing power of burgers |Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many „Big Mac“ hamburger sandwiches the two currencies…