Januar 6, 2021 You're back again? |The Judge said to the defendant. „I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.““Your Honor,“ the criminal said,…
Januar 6, 2021 How to charge them |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop.One guy was…
Januar 6, 2021 Please describe him |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, „Can you describe the person who did this to…
Januar 6, 2021 Police officer's foods |The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Januar 6, 2021 Caught for speeding |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.“I’ve been waiting for you all…
Januar 6, 2021 Holmes investigation |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the…
Januar 6, 2021 New Miranda rights |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you decide to run, I shall…
Januar 6, 2021 I have lost my father |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, „I’ve lost my dad!“The policeman said, „What’s he…
Januar 6, 2021 Where are you from? |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to…
Januar 6, 2021 Some police quotes |“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.““If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.““So, you…