Januar 6, 2021 Request before death |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.“Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.“Yes,“ replied the murderer. „Will you…
Januar 6, 2021 Warning all shoplifters |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Excuse for speeding |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver’s license, the driver argued, „Speeding??? But officer,…
Januar 6, 2021 Judge has some fun |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man,…
Januar 6, 2021 Undercover detective |A tourist asks a man in uniform, „Are you a policeman?““No, I am an undercover detective.““So why are you in uniform?““Today is my day…
Januar 6, 2021 How fast was I going? |“When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.““You’re wrong, officer, it’s only my hat that makes me look that…
Januar 6, 2021 Where is your wife? |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: „Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car…
Januar 6, 2021 Prison vs. full-time job |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.At work you spend most…
Januar 6, 2021 Time for the wedding |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer,“ the man began, „I can explain.““Just be quiet,“ snapped the officer….
Januar 6, 2021 Go give us a donation |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what…