Januar 6, 2021 Lost far from a home |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said…
Januar 6, 2021 Prison Versus Housewives |In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids…
Januar 6, 2021 Catch a drunk driver |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said „Lookey thar up ahead,…
Januar 6, 2021 Working in the garden |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: „I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting a new deputy |The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to…
Januar 6, 2021 He's drunk at the bar |One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble…
Januar 6, 2021 Catching the shoplifter |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. „Listen,“ said the shoplifter, „I know you don’t want…
Januar 6, 2021 Wife helps out the cop |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What’s the problem officer?Cop: You were going at least…
Januar 6, 2021 New person in prison |A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Partner takes vacation |Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to be the siren.8. He wants to transfer to a K-9…