Januar 6, 2021 Wife isn't in the car |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: „Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car…
Januar 6, 2021 Tribute to the Marines |A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organizations of the world . ….
Januar 6, 2021 Choose a punishment |Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.“You can take your choice, private – one month’s restriction or twenty day’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Painting shows it all |At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. „What a great realist that painter is!“ he exclaimed. „What painter?“ „The…
Januar 6, 2021 New chemical warfare |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: „Anyone knows the formula for water?““Sure. That’s easy,“ said one man.“What is it?““H, I,…
Januar 6, 2021 Flying near Athens |As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: „What’s that stuff on those hills?““Just snow,“ replied…
Januar 6, 2021 Military Christmas |’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes…
Januar 6, 2021 How far to the town? |A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing…
Januar 6, 2021 New officer efficiency |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers). „Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.“ „Got into the…
Januar 6, 2021 Physical training job |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.“I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air…