Januar 6, 2021 Want to go into space? |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Get money to heaven |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, „You can?t take it with…
Januar 6, 2021 Some last minute requests |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, „Give it to me straight. How long have I…
Januar 6, 2021 You've changed my mind |Lawyer: „Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?“Client: „After hearing your amazing argument in court…
Januar 6, 2021 Replacing lab rats with lawyers |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally,…
Januar 6, 2021 Unreasonable bill |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:“Was walking down the…
Januar 6, 2021 Here's your fee schedule |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,“ the lawyer says looking through his papers. „You owe me $1000 down…
Januar 6, 2021 There are no honest lawyers |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would…
Januar 6, 2021 What and who am I? |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately…
Januar 6, 2021 The bronze statues |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze…