Januar 6, 2021 An invisible man is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.
Januar 6, 2021 I can't find the cause of your pain |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, „I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you please do me a favor? |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your…
Januar 6, 2021 Letters from charities |I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got one from an Alzheimer’s group. Funny though, they…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.
Januar 6, 2021 How much will this cost me? |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if…
Januar 6, 2021 The prison hospital |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could…
Januar 6, 2021 Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don’t have to remember the whines and complaints…
Januar 6, 2021 What should I do then? |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 Is she feeling any better? |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.