Januar 6, 2021 I have good news and bad news |Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good…
Januar 6, 2021 Buying a New Farm |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.Then, the blonde…
Januar 6, 2021 I Want Some Milk |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons…
Januar 6, 2021 Question and answer blond jokes |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two…
Januar 6, 2021 Blond medical terminology |Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do when treatment failsBowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section — District…
Januar 6, 2021 How do I get across that river? |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way…
Januar 6, 2021 Three blonds on death row |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward,…
Januar 6, 2021 What's in the bag? |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what…
Januar 6, 2021 Clean those restrooms |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said „CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES.“By the time she drove…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know where you were going? |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde:…