Januar 6, 2021 Mind telling me the time? |BLONDE: „Excuse me, what time is it right now?“WOMAN: „It’s 11:25PM.“BLONDE: (confused look on face) „You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that…
Januar 6, 2021 The blonde test taker |A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,…
Januar 6, 2021 Turn back your car odometer |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had…
Januar 6, 2021 Shortage of parachutes |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were…
Januar 6, 2021 I can't breathe without that |A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.“I need to take that walkman off your head,“ says…
Januar 6, 2021 How many sheep do I have? |There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair,…
Januar 6, 2021 Let's take a trip to Disney |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway,…
Januar 6, 2021 What type of prize did you win? |A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize…
Januar 6, 2021 One wish to each |Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Blondes change a lightbulb |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a…