Januar 6, 2021 Rowing Your Boat |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Car Accident |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking…
Januar 6, 2021 Are You Really Sure? |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, „Wanna hear a blonde joke?“In a hushed voice, the guy next to him…
Januar 6, 2021 I Want to Buy That |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her…
Januar 6, 2021 The number twelve goes to a bar |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.“Sorry I can’t serve you,“ states the barman.“Why not?!“…
Januar 6, 2021 Some very common traits in two drunks |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. „Why of course,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Some yogurt visits a local bar |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, „We don’t serve your…
Januar 6, 2021 Two men walked into a bar |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
Januar 6, 2021 This tells me that I must be drunk |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes,…
Januar 6, 2021 I only ordered a double |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me